rubinville

Awful. Absolutely awful.

Don't ask me why I saw it, or why I would see anything called "Date Movie" with my brother, but I did actually see it. It was a painfullly poor attempt at a funny movie, and it basically was just a parody of whatever it was trying to be.

That's the last time I go on a date with my brother, I promise you that.

Besides that, the three day weekend was rather uneventful. My supply of Vicodin ran out today, and tommorrow I get the stitches from my oral surgery out, which is obviously a little bitter-sweet. Yea, I requested bitter-sweet flavored stitches, they were all out of mint flavored.

The NBA All-Star game was pretty solid, with my personal highlight being Clyde Drexler back in action during the "Shooting Stars Competition." If Tracey McGrady could hit an open jumper they would've won. Damn you, McGrady. What kind of girly name is Tracey, anyway?

In American news, it looks like we're going to sell some major ports to a company run by the United Arab Emirates. Everyone is making a big deal about it, as if giving control of our ports to an Arab country is a problem, but frankly I think the Arabs have earned our respect and trust.

Umm, I'm gonna have to retract that sentence. I turned on CNN while writing that, and some Arabs just burned down a Chuck E. Cheese's in Pakistan. Hell will freeze over before I have people like that in charge of my ports.

Unless it's my parallel port, I have like three extra's that I don't ever use.

(That's so gonna be stolen by a late-night show, just you wait and see.)