Well, it's official, my four month run of being cool because I have a black Motorola RAZR is over. Today, I saw a woman walking down the street, in her late 60's or early 70's, talking on hers. Not only was she talking on it, but she was also using a bluetooth wireless headset. That's what we call the nail in the coffin of coolness.
It was a nice cool-run though, I haven't had one like that since I had all of the "Garbage Pail Kids: Series One" cards back in third grade.
My day today was long, sweaty, dirty, and involved heavy-lifting. Anyone wanna guess what I was doing?
The big debate in the sports world these days is will Kobe hit 100 points in a game. Let me save you some time and tell you that he will accomplish the feat on March 12, 2007. I know that because a crazy scientist friend of mine made time machine made out of a Delorean and I've taken it on several crazy voyages.
I just realized I think I might've used that joke in some other form here on The Daily Dave, but unless you have a time machine how will you ever know?
Oh, wait, the archives. Those damned archives. I knew they'd come back to bite me in the ass. Well, at least I don't have a search button.
Hmm, a search button. Now there's an idea...
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