rubinville

Looks like the Verizon guy hasn't been walking around Central Park lately, because their wi-fi network wasn't working today. That left me sitting there, unwired, like a regular sucker. Instead of posting, I edited my one-man show a bit and then did some casual people watching. People sure are something, aren't they?

So Osama bin Laden says that he's got some big attack planned. At the same time, GWB says we're not call a truce with him. I'm thinking we get the two of them in a small room, give them some psychotropic mushrooms and see how it all shakes out. That's how I settled my fued with Tupac.

Oh look, "Weekend at Bernie's" is on. That's one of a handful of movies I can watch anytime they're on and always enjoy. Anyone wanna take a stab at some of the others? I'll give you some hints; One involes a woman whose breast size has changed, both bigger and smaller, many times since the movie. Another one has an ending that it highly ironic. And another one stars a man who cut-off his ex-wife's head and murdered her boyfriend.

Let the educated guesses begin...