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Clearly, Jon Corzine, or the people running his self-funded campaign, are devoted readers of The Daily Dave. A couple days ago I mentioned that all the ads in his campaign against Doug Forrester have only been negative bashes of the other candidate. The following day I saw an ad by Corzine actually comparing his views with Forrester's. Then today, I saw a commercial with President Clinton saying positive things about Corzine. Good for you Jon, positivity is the way to go.

That bit of advice was free but I'm charging for my next round of insight. How about a stipend or a grant? For god's sake, you have more money than Bloomberg, help a brother out!

This posting is coming live from Starbucks, which I decided to trek to despite the persistent drizzle.

Rome has outlawed fish bowls, claiming they don't allow enough air for the fish and that their shape can cause fish to go blind. Here's three punchlines, in question form, for that premise...

1. Who knew Stevie Wonder grew up in a fish bowl?

2. How would you know if your fish was blind, is there a fish eye chart?

3. Who knew Ray Charles grew up in a fish bowl?

Yup, #3 is by far the best.

I apologize, in advance, to all of my blind readers.

That's it for now. I know this was brief, but the rain is making the wireless connection here more unreliable than usual. If I lose this bit of blind-fish humor it would be okay, but I don't think I could handle losing my bit about how the wheels in the cage can make a gerbil deaf. I'll just save that for a time when I'm writing from a more secure location.