Tyra Banks proved, on-air, that her breasts are real. That being said, I should come clean about something...
My testicles are made of silly putty.
Moving along, I'm watching President Bush on CNN talk about some political mumbo jumbo. His forehead is getting so wrinkled it's ridiculous. I wonder if it's form the pressure of being the president or just his constant sate of confusion.
Cheney is standing behind Bush. I think he is missing a muscle in his neck because his head is always slightly down and to the right. Ironcially, that's the same position as his political vision.
The FBI revealed top-secret info on celebrities they had back in the 60's. In one report they claimed that John Lennon was too stoned to be a threat to the country. That's so weird, I did some of my best work for the Communists when I was in college.
The Yankees finally have made it all the way to first place. Aaron Small, the journey-man pitcher, is now 9-0. Boy, Small sure is coming up big.
HA! Get it? Small coming up BIG? I'm the first person ever to think of that!
The Mayor of Galveston, Lyda Ann Thomas, looks a lot like former Texas Governor, Ann Richards, just without all the makeup.
Couldn't sleep last night so I was watching TV at around 2 a.m. Caught a repeat of the Tonight Show and by Leno's second monologue joke I was out cold.
Forget Ambien, try Leno.*
*Side effects include stomach ache, nausea, headache and vomiting.**
**This is the second posting in a row I used an asterisk.
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