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President Bush today announced Karen Hughes as the Undersecretary of State for Public Diplomacy and Public Affairs. Basically, she has to go all over the world and explain to other people why America acts the way it does. Instead of giving big speeches trying to explain our foriegn policy I think she should just focus on specific keywords...

"Freedom, oil, Saddam Hussein, oil, al-Queda, 9-11, oil, Halliburton, evil-doers, oil, oil, oil, 9-11, oil, freedom, oil, these folks, oil, 9-11."

Then she should just throw a smoke bomb and disappear.

Just saw a commercial for Anthony Weiner, who is hoping to be the Democratic candidate to lose to Mayor Bloomberg. The commercial ended with his logo, which has his name, "Weiner", above the word "Mayor." Then the "N" in Weiner flashes at the same time as the "Y" in Mayor, thus showing us he's running in New York. That's one clever weiner.

A few weeks ago I mentioned the rather large necklace that CNN anchor Daryn Kagin was wearing. Since then she has only worn thin, barely visable necklaces. It took me 29 years, but I've finally affected something.

Haven't been on stage in awhile now, but starting to really feel the juices flow. As a matter of fact, there's some juice trickling down my leg right now. I should probably see a doctor about that.

Kanye West, who said that, "President Bush doesn't like black people", was loudly booed during the NFL Kickoff Show last night. Interestingly, the Rolling Stones, who also have had some choice words for the President were not booed. That signals one of two things, either the NFL has some racist fans, or the fans know that the Rolling Stones are too old be able to hear the differences between cheers and boos.

Barbara Walters is going to learn how to dance on the View today. That's fun.

I'll put up the answer to yesterday's Disney Afternoon triva question later today, let's say around 4 pm eastern time. That gives you all a couple hours to think and ponder and pray.