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New York Times reporter Judith Miller has been freed from prison after 12 weeks. I wonder why she's stuck with the name Judith all these years instead of switching to Judy.

Leo Sternbach, who invented valium has died at the age of 97. I'm so upset. I think I need some weed.

That whole Elian Gonzalez fiasco is back in the news because it all went down five years ago. I said it then and I'll say it now, if a little Mexican boy wants to go to Puerto Rico, I say let him go.

Anyone else really impressed about Seth McFarlane being able to do two incredibly funny shows at once? Family Guy and American Dad somehow are both original and edgy, without diluting the other one. This guy has no business being in the business of TV.

Speaking of TV, I'm watching a show on G4, the network all about video games, about the creation of the Madden Football series. John Madden has an absolutely huge head. I mean something isn't right, I think he's got a football somewhere in his cranium.

It's actually chilly out today. I think I'm gonna have to wear underwear, damnit.

I have a huge bucket of change that I'd like to turn into cash but I don't feel like carrying a giant pretzel bucket full of change about 10 blocks to the bank. I might have to do this by pockets full of change over the course of many weeks. Yea, that sounds sensible.

Tony Danza said this morning that his new untucked look came directly down from Disney CEO Michael Eisner. I'm not sure if he was kidding or not, but even the concept itself is just scary.

Eisner let's me do whatever I want, as long as I select the shirt from what the Disney people send to me.

Okay, that's all folks!

If Eisner knew I ended the Daily Dave with that he'd be so pissed, please keep it between us. Thanks.