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Some French newspaper is saying that Lance Armstrong did steroids back in 1999. The guy has one nut, leave him alone for god's sake. Although I don't think we needed another reason to drop the bomb on France, I think we now officially have it.

I wrote about Daryn Kagin's big necklace the other day, and today she is wearing a thin, barely visible, silver one. Affecting the world, that's what I'm all about.

My first hour on Craigslist yesterday was accidentely searching for jobs in San Franscisco. Considering I hate commuting to the East Side, San Fran would really be pushing it.

A public thanks to the person who sent me the e-mail with various ideas to promote my comedy. You work pro bono, right? If not, how about free?

The Thai Prime Minister has had a buzzer installed in his podium so that when a reporter asks him a question he doesn't like he can just buzz it, which means he won't answer the question. He has also asked the reporters to give him the answers and he'll say the questions.

The Six Feet Under message board has a rumor going around that when Ruth called Maggie to ask if Nate was happy when he died, that Maggie was at an abortion clinic. Another great twist to a brilliant finale. Damn, I'm gonna miss that show.

I think I'm gonna pass on HBO's new "Rome". I've seen "Gladiator" twice already.

Kathy Griffin has a new show on Bravo called, "My Life on the D-List". I'm pretty sure once you have a show you are off the D-List. She's probably C-List now. I'm D-List. Oh, who am I kidding, I'm G-List, but I aspire to be D-List. Man, D-List, that'd be so sweet.

Okay, gotta go, I've got a lot of work to do. D-List here we come.