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Remember this poster? I think it was on the back of the box of all Transformer toys way back when. Well, it was on the back of the box of the medium and big ones at least, I don't remember what was on the back of the package for the small guys, like Bumblebee. Anyways, I can't explain how it happened, but a poster-size version of this picture has ended up in my apartment, and now I am carefully deliberating where to place it. Part of me wants it placed in the living room, but then I fear people will think I'm some sort of Transformer freak right when they come in. I prefer that they subtely come to that realization rather than me smashing them over the head with it. I could put it in the kitchen, but Transformers don't even eat food so that doesn't make sense. The bathroom would be simply offensive to the Transformer legacy, so that's out. That leaves only my bedroom, but I'm afraid I'll end up dreaming about the Decepticons all night if that's the last thing I see as I'm falling asleep.

This is gonna be a tough decision.

That reminds me that when I was a kid my parents wouldn't let me get the Megatron toy because he transformed into a gun. It was so strange because they gave me an AK-47 for my 12th birthday. It's those kind of mixed-messages that will really leave a kid conflicted about stuff.

NASA has an oribiter roaming Mars searchig for water. Why don't they just get Poland Springs like everyone else?

Great show last night at Comedy Company, with just myself, Bob Jeurgens and Mike Singer. We're truly the best three comedians nobody knows about. That's fun.

I'm not sure how Google places their ads on websites, but yesterday they were selling PSP software on the Daily Dave, the day before that they were selling Christian t-shirts, and today they're selling SpyWare Remover. What's the connection?

Going through the age-old bagel or eggs for breakfast debate. Eggs were up a few minutes ago, but bagel is making a last-second push.

Wayne Gretzky is going to coach the Phoenix Coyotes for the upcoming NHL season. Ha! Upcoming! NHL! Season! Hilarious!

Eggs win. Scrambled, with salt and pepper.