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Pictures don't seem to be loading at the moment, so we're gonna have to do this circa 2004.

Caught this week's Six Feet Under this morning. If you haven't seen it and plan on seeing it you might want to stop reading right now.

They killed off Nate, who I have several times written about being the best character on TV. It wasn't unexpected after he collapsed at the end of last week's episode, but still it was powerful. I love the show, so I'll trust that this will take it in a new, fresh direction, but that can't stop me from thinking about all the other characters on TV that should've been killed instead.

I don't want to be mean, so I won't list them all, but lets just say if there was a horrific car accident on the George Lopez Show, it might make for an interesting twist.

So Rafael Palmiero was suspended for steroids yesterday. Now as a comic, I am trained to make a joke about the fact that he is also the Viagra pitchman. But, since Leno and Letterman will have 20 people each working on those jokes I'll just let you write your own. Think something about a rock hard penis being used to hit homeruns.

Palmiero was one of the handful of baseball players who testified before Congress about the steroids scandal. He waived his finger at Congress as he told them he has never used steroids. Whoa, Congress being lied to, instead of doing the lying. Lyndon LaRouche was right!

I'm not sure what that meant either, just felt right.

George Lucas is in Asia right now working on a 3-D animated Clone Wars series. Yup, 3-D lightsabers. 3-D porn will obviously be next. And then after that, 3-D baseball starring Rafael Palmiero.

Argh, why can't I get that picture to load? I'm sure there is something I'm doing that is preventing it from happening, but I really have no idea. I'd call the people at Dell, but I have a Hewlett Packard.

I just showered. Yea, that's right, I just took a shower between that thing about the picture loading and right now. As I was typing I just started to feel dirty and I remembered that the best way to clean yourself is through a shower. So I made it happen. Impressive, I know.

Ya think anyone has ever done that in the history of blogging? I might be the first ever clean blogger.