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"It's 99.9 percent I'm not going to pitch no more."

That quote is from Washington Nationals pitcher Livan Hernandez who wants us to think he is never going to pitch again, but if you notice the double-negative in that statement he really said, "There is a 0.1 percent chance I'm not going to pitch again."

He then said, about his aching knee, "It's not the doctors. It's me. I'm the doctor. I don't need it, but I'm going to have an operation."

Hmm, I think when you suddenly think you are a doctor and you are going to give yourself an unnecessary surgery, that's when Doctor Phil should step in.

I don't want to make fun of Livan though, he only makes 7 million dollars a year to play baseball for a living, so I'm sure he has an axe to grind.

That reminds me I'm 99.9 percent sure that I'm not going to not be not eating lunch this afternoon.

Or am I not?

Caught a few minutes of Tucker Carlson's new MSNBC show last night. I've discussed what a bow-tie wearing dork he is before, but now let me also throw in that even without the bow-tie he is still a big dork.

Carson Daly is moving his show to LA at the end of this week. That doesn't affect my placement on the Official Talented People of New York List because Carson was never on there in the first place.

BOO YAA!!

According to Yahoo's Buzz Log, whatever the hell that is, The Transformers are up 126% this week. Holy Energon Cubes!

The Transformer movie is coming out in 2007. That gives me almost 2 years to polish up my "Starscream is gay" bit.

Little Known Fact: The guy who did Starscream's voice also did Cobra Commander's voice.

Another Little Known Fact: I'm wearing only socks right now.