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Ahhh, Monday morning. Truly, is there anything more exciting?

I'm not having any particular inspiration on this Monday morning, but keeping with my every weekeday posting lately, here I am. So lets see, well, the weekend at Comedy Company was interesting if nothing else. The air conditioning still isn't working so basically I go on stage and talk about sweat for 25 minutes. There is such a wealth of hilarity in talking about glandular issues, lemme tell ya.

The late show on Saturday was the best. Every so often I find myself up there consciously having a breathrough of some kind, and the late show was one of those moments. I can't really explain the nature of the breathrough, I'd need to use a 3-D pie chart, and I don't think you can put one of those in a blog. Or maybe you can, but I haven't had that kind of blogging breakthrough yet.

Played softball yesterday with a bunch of people that I sort-of knew in college. I had a couple hits but my glove at third base was less than stellar. Long story short, don't go out drinking till five in the morning if you are playing in a competetitive sport early the next day. At one point I actually sweat out an entire gin and tonic, which I then drank and sweat out again.

Bill Maher's new HBO special comes out this Saturday. Not sure when mine is coming out, I keep forgetting to call HBO and ask.

Watched the movie "Contact" a few days ago. Really great flick about religion v. science. Rumor has it religion v. science will also be duking it out in Wrestlemania 21 at the end of the month.

Dave, you put the "Contact" picture up above and then didn't mention the movie until just now. Are you crazy?

Crazy like a fox!

Suicide bombings this month in London, Israel, Egypt and Iraq. How many of those 72 virgins can even open up their legs anymore?

Still trying to figure out how to make some money off the Daily Dave. I don't know why I have ethical issues with actually making money off my work. If I could only pay rent and eat my ethics I'd be in good shape.

If I could eat ethics I think I'd lightly bread them and then sautee them. And then serve them over a bed of brown rice. Delicious.

Okay, time for breakfast. Eggs, scrambled, over a bed of brown rice. Delicious.