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We are the champions...we are the champions...no time for losing...cuz we are the champions...of the world...

Yes, that's right folks, my Urban Pro Basketball team won our division last night, which means that for the first time in my life I have won back-to-back championships after winning in the Chelsea Piers league last season.

Things seem to be coming together for old Davey, what could be next? Hmm, hmm.

In other news, Paris Hilton says she is retiring from being a party girl. Now she's just gonna do drugs and have sex with people in groups under 5 people, which techincally is a get-together, not a party.

Kirstie Alley claims to have lost 35 pounds on Jenny Craig according to the commercial I just saw. In my opinion she looks fatter than ever, which makes me think they fattened her up about 70 pounds, then had her drop 35 pounds.

Michael Jackson is not guilty on all charges. He celebrated the verdict by getting drunk at the Santa Monica pre-school.

That's really all I can offer up on MJ at the moment. It's sad that money buys justice in this country, but it is what it is. The pathetic part was listening to Tom Sneddon as he said still has faith in the jury system despite the decision. What's it called when you have faith in something that has completely failed you?

It's supposed to be cloudy and humid and in the mid 90's all week here in NYC. Basically the city is like a big steam room. Except homeless people are allowed in this one.

The big debate in Hollywood these days is whether Brad and Angelina or Tom and Katie is the hotter couple. I think it's Shark Boy and Lava Girl.

Speaking of Tom, people are wondering why Mr. Cruise has been on this crazy PR run. My insiders tell me it's because Spielberg blew all the commercial money for War of the Worlds on pre-production on Schindler's List 2.