rubinville

Just had the TV on mute in the background and I glanced up and saw a woman in a bikini with completely off-color, orange skin. Turned out to be a commercial for Hollywood Tans. Thank god, I thought I sat on the tint button on the remote control.

I received an e-mail from someone who visited Rubinville for the first time. After saying "the site is much fancier than I expected", the person went on to ask a few important questions about what we do here at Rubinville. So, instead of just writing back specifically to this person, I thought I'd open this whole thing up for all of you good people...

Question 1: What's the forecast for Rubinville this year?

The Rubinville forecast for this time of year is very similiar to the forecast for Saturn's largest moon, Europa.

Question 2: What is the main export? I assume funny.

Actually, funny is not the main export of Rubinville, contrary to popular belief. The main export is long winded, usually pointless sentences that often go nowhere and have little to do with anything relevant or important to the world in which we live.

Question 3: Are there any natural wonders in Rubinville?

There are two natural wonders, only one of which I can write about here because this is a family website. The one I can write about is the the Rubinville Dyke which is the only man-made dyke made out of 100 percent out of old jokes.

Question 4: All roads in Rubinville lead to...(fill in the blank)

Existential Bliss.

Those were the 4 questions I deemed most important. Betcha didn't know you could even make a dyke out of old jokes, did you?

In non-Rubinville news, Britney Spears is getting a reality show on UPN. Britney is very talented and needs more TV exposure. The previous sensence is a PUN.

I think its a pun, at least. And if it isn't a pun then you know what I was going for, so just pretend.

That's what Rubinville is all about. Me not knowing exactly what I'm writing, and you finishing up the job.

Which reminds me about the time I went to the ________ and slipped on a small _____. When I regained consciousness there was a _______ on my ________. It sure felt ______ and _______.

Ok, that's it for today. I'm gonna go _______. I haven't since yesterday.