Thursday, January 20, 2005

The Inauguration of President Bush is going on right at this moment. I'd like to submit an idea that instead of playing Hail to the Chief when he walks out, that they play the music that Darth Vader walked out to in Star Wars.

When else do you say inauguration besides on this day every four years?

I'm watching the coverage on ABC News which means I'm listening to Canadian anchor man Peter Jennings. He is always half whispering. I'm just waiting for him to say, "And now Bush with a chance for a birdie on the 17th hole."

Michael Moore is so sitting in his house brandishing a gun and muttering to himself right now.

I will admit that GWB has grown on me over the past few months. There is something about a guy with so little upstiars accomplishing so much. It's like that childrens book, "The Little Engine that Could".

I'm in the 20th hour of X-Men Legends on PS2. We've found Magneto's secret moon base and once we can figure out how to transport the team there we'll be able to save the galaxy. Keep your fingers crossed, folks.

I haven't yet seen Desperate Houswives, but according to the commercial I just saw, "This is the one that America has been waiting for!"

Funny, I thought America was waiting for a re-make of Growing Pains, this time starring Kirk Cameron as the father, and Alan Thicke not in it.

I wonder wish of the Bush twins gives better head.

I hit 2 big 3's in our basketball game last night but we lost by one point after a furious comeback. Well, maybe not a furious comeback, more like Michael Jordan's 2nd one with the Wizards.

According to the AP Johnny Carson occasionally writes jokes for David Letterman and thinkgs that Dave should've gotten the Tonight Show instead of Jay. Johnny is probably one of maybe 3 comedians I would pay to see. Unfortunately, he's so damn classy he just left the limelight altogether after 40 something years on the air. Damn him and his classyness.

Speaking of classyness I gotta clip my nails. Later.

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