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John Kerry pretty easily got the W in the first debate against W. I'm almost considering supporting Kerry now. Of course, I'm sure he'll do something to screw that up any day now. He does have a nice fake tan though, doesn't he?

How many times did Bush tell us that Poland is in our coalition? Is that even a good thing?

Also, did you notice that Bush kept drinking out of his glass even when there was no water in it? Yup, this is a bright guy.

Basbell playoffs start tommorrow. I'll go with the Yanks over the Twins and Angels over the Red Sox. I can't rememeber who got in from the National League, but I hope they enjoy their pitchers batting, thats always very exciting.

We're hosting some events for the NYC Underground Comedy Festival over at the Comedy Company this week. Seeing as our club actually is underground I would expect big things from this.

Janet Leigh, who played the woman who got killed in the show in the movie Psycho, died over the weekend.

So lemme get this straight, she didn't get killed in the shower? This changes everything.

This just in...Shaq and Kobe still don't get along.

Some guy at the gym keeps asking if he can spot me. I couldn't keep refusing so finally I let him this afternoon. I just don't understand how holding my balls will help me lift weights.

Got a jacket at the Gap last week for 50 bucks and then I went there today and it is only 25. I was gonna cause a big to-do but then I realized that the manager of the Gap probably has enough problems.

Carl Cameron of FoxNews made up a story that included quotes by John Kerry claiming he does his nails and is a metrosexual. I guess this means that by Fair and Balanced, Fox actually means, Fake and Madeup.

Restocked the aquarium over the weekend. I'll be taking bets via e-mail on the over-under of how long till the first death.