Apologies for not being around much this week, but I've been helping the whales get out of the San Franscisco Bay.

LIVE radio tomorrow. Time TBA...

President Bush got crapped on by a bird yesterday. My sources tell me that it was sent by moveon.org...

Okay, forget the something and The Thing, we're officially back on for today, 3 pm.

Why don't I have an assistant to deal with this nonsense?

Something just came up and I'm going to have to postpone today's radio show. Until I'm back enjoy this picture of The Thing from Fantastic Four...

Rubinville Radio LIVE today at 3 pm, with special guest and Best Week Ever staple, Melissa Rauch.

Keg party at my place after the show...

One-time peanut farmer/awful President Jimmy Carter said that the Bush administation is "the worst in history" a few days ago. While this has caused a war of words between he and the Bush people, I found his other comment more interesting...

"Rubinville is the best website in history."

LIVE radio, 3 pm, tomorrow...

If you didn't listen live today, I highly recommend you check out the archive of today's Rubinville Radio. I don't think that there has been such political insight since they signed the Constitution itself...

Here's a Family Guy send-off to Jerry Falwell...



Big Republican Debate review on Rubinville Radio at 3 pm today...

Big Republican debate tonight on FoxNews. I apologize for not being around the last two days, but tomorrow's Rubinville Radio will be political commentary that'll make Jerry Fallwell rise from the dead...

Taking the day off from radio today, but I thought I'd post this picture of Hamas' new mascot, Mickey Mouse. They've been using him to encourage kids to become suicide bombers and kill as many Jews as possible.

Between you and me, this is just another reason I've always liked Bug Bunny and friends more than the Dinsey gang.

More cartoon-terror comedy on Monday...

British Prime Minister Tony Blair is about to resign, and I think it's fair to say he won't miss moments like this...



Rubinville Radio LIVE at 3 pm...

The Queen of England is at the White House today, and to paraphase Lieutentant Frank Drebin of Police Squad, "We must respect her no matter how silly the idea of a Queen is to us here in America."

More politically charged satire and a Spiderman 3 review on Rubinville Radio, Live at 3 pm...

Emma got into the trash last night and ate the remains of about 30 wings. It's only 10:30 in the morning but I can already assure you that there's nothing worse than a dog farting hot sauce.

Rubinville Radio LIVE today at 3pm...

So close, yet so far...

As some of you heard, we got through 50 minutes of the one hour radio show today before the feed just cut-out. Also, for some reason I was unable to take calls today, though it's a step better than yesterday's outright debacle, so hopefully everything will be okay for tomorrow.

Hmm, this does give me an idea, though. Maybe the whole theme of the show will be me trying to conquer just enough technology to get my little radio show out there. The series will culminate with me being eletrocuted while plugging in the microphone in the final episode.

There's a saying, "Dying is easy, comedy is hard." Actually, I think it should be, "Comedy is easy, computers are motherfuckers."

Deep breath, Dave. Deep breath.

Okay, I'm going now but you should be able to hear the archive shortly. Unless, of course, you have technical difficulties, but I dont see why that would happen...