The story of Dave and the Can of Salmon...

The woman across the way just saw me standing naked in my bedroom throwing a can of open salmon out the window. Would you like to know why?

Just when I thought comedy was all about fighting over stolen material, I heard about Craig Ferguson's monologue from last night. For some reason CBS won't let allow for it to be embedded into other websites, but check out the link below to see what he said. Maybe there is a chance for comedy/America/television/Earth after all...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bbaRyDLMvA

This brings up two questions. First, how do I go about getting booked on the show? And second, why is that picture so small?

If you thought my feud with Jay Leno was intense, check out what's going on between Carlos Mencia and Joe Rogan. You gotta love that Carlos Mencia's real name is Ned Holness...



In a disturbing yet cliche twist to all this, Rogan has since been let go by his agent and can no longer perform at the Comedy Store in Los Angeles. Oh, what a fine business I chose to be in.

In more positive news, Clyde Drexler is going to be in the upcoming season of Dancing with the Stars. As I've always said, "Reality TV, it's FANTASTIC!"

Just came across a longer Simpsons Movie trailer...



In other news, Anna Nicole is still dead, Britney is bald and it's cold outside...

I do plan on posting something today, but I'm still reeling from the 40 bucks I just shelled out for wax for Emma's paws. I know that it's a picture of doggie boots above, but I thought that was more effective than showing a container of wax. In case you don't know, as I didn't, the reason for the wax/boots is because the salt on the street hurts the dogs feet.

Finally, after almost 700 posts, I've taught you a little something. What could possibly be next?

Another video podcast. This one to set the record straight...

And you thought I'd never video podcast again...

In memorium...

(No, not Leslie Nielson, thank god.)

Came across this on YouTube yesterday. Few people know that they took this episode of The Simpsons out of syndication after 9/11. It's a damn shame too, cuz not only is it a very funny episode, but it seems to me that we shouldn't pretend that the towers never existed. So, here they are, in cartoon form...



(Hey, a post is a post, no matter how random...)

Believe it or not, I'm gonna vote for the guy in drag for president...

My official prediction is Bears 24, Colts 21.

Enjoy all the talking-animal commercials...