The new Transformers trailer is up over at Yahoo! Movies. Dare I say that I'm slightly impressed...

http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/transformers.html

Pardon me while I defend the ladies of The View, but listen to Donald Trump bash Rosie during an interview this morning. Him calling someone ugly is, well, nice hair Donald...

Anyone see it yet? For some reason, I feel the need to go check it out.

I went to the Nets/Cavs game last night and in a strange twist, a fight broke out in the stands and not on the court. Though I wasn't personally involved some of my Coke did get spilled. I'll be sending David Stern a harsh e-mail shortly.

More in a bit. Apparently, I struggle to post during the holidays. I think it has something to do with too much Hannukah-nog...

The only thing as ridiculous as the NYC holiday spirit (see post below), is the constant spin, one way or another, of the media. Check out Joy Behar's comment yesterday on The View, then I'll explain...



Clearly, the point that Joy meant to make was that it would be okay to put someone controversial as person of the year, and was not making a direct link between Rumsfeld and Hitler. This becomes even more obvious if know her sense of humor and you get the context in which she said the comment. I mention this whole thing because of two headines that I caught yesterday...

Drudge Report: "Joy Behard Compares Rumsfeld to Hitler"

FoxNews.com: "Joy's View? Rumsfeld like Hitler"

Ah,, there's nothing like a little truthiness in the news...

Was just at The Gap (impressive, I know), and I heard one woman say to another...

"Should I get him a sweater?"

The other woman responded...

"Who cares, he's an asshole."

Ah, there's nothing quite like the holiday spirit...

Been juggling a bunch of things this week. I'd apologize for not posting, but I've been told by several people not to apologize on your own blog. Of course, none of those people actually have their own blog, so let's just say I'm kinda sorry...

I've always said that playing with a synthetic ball is like...

(Eh, don't have anything good to finish that one off, anyone wanna help?)

That's right, finally, David Stern has announced that the NBA will go back to the regular leather ball instead of the new, synthetic one. Though I never actually played with the new one, it clearly didn't bounce the same, and the players were having a tough time adjusting to it. This is only the second time in the history of civilization that a new technology fails, with Beta losing out to VHS being the other. I guess it was a nice try, but that's how the ball bounces. Or, how the ball bounces oddly.

Nothing too crazy this weekend this weekend. I spent most of it preparing for a 40 minute set that I'm doing tommorrow. Back in the day, I did 30-40 minute sets pretty frequently, but the last year or so I've been doing mostly 10 minute ones, which has me a little concerned. Fortunately for me, I'm a highly trained professional. Yes, thank god for these eight years of completely unnoticed, unbekownst training.

Video Podcast tommorrow. Try to control yourself until then...

This oppresive cold is really affecting my posting abilities, but I wanted to give you something before the weekend so enjoy this picture of me drinking Starbucks as seen if you were The Predator...

Just when I bust out the blogging of the future, Blogger won't post pictures once again today. I guess I may have no choice but to upgrade from my Apple 2C computer. It'd just be a damn shame to lose all the good work I've done on Print Shop.

George and Tony sat down at the White House today to discuss what to do in Iraq. My sources tell me that they just sat in a dark room and cried together.

I got a few interesting e-mails about the video podcast. Generally, people seem to like the idea, though I have to really have to figure out where I'm looking when I'm doing it. Emma has told me she'd like to be a bigger part of the whole thing so we're gonna work on a little something.

More once I get this thing working...

Video Podcasting is the future...

Blogger is being a bitch today (as you can see, I'm clearly losing my patience), but I should have something all-new and kick-ass later this evening...

I don't have much today, perhaps due to the cold weather. It's a little known fact that severe cold is bad for comedy. The same goes for extreme heat. Comedy is a dish best served slightly chilled.

Speaking of cold, David Letterman, who keeps his studio notoriously cold, has just re-signed with CBS until 2010. I guess that makes 2011 my year. You guys gonna stick with me for five more of "the lean years?"

I promise better posts than this one if you do...

I think we've all had enough of shirtless Dave so let's move along and enjoy this clip of Hans Moleman getting hit in the groin with a football...



Homer is right, it works at so many levels...