New reports say that the democrats are consulting Steven Spielberg to help them rebrand themselves. So far the only thing he has offered up is to make Nancy Pelosi look more alien-like, though her plastic surgeon says that is scientifically impossible.
Here are several other jokes that would've worked there:
- He has recommended that like ET, Harry Reid hide in a child's closet until it is safe to come out. (Better right before the election.)
- He told house democrats to shape their mashed potatoes into Tea Party Republicans and then smash them.
- Mentioned that they might want to stop referring to President Obama as "the Minority Report" president.
- He reversed roles with them and asked for help rewriting the end to "AI."
- He told them to get the names of the people on Schindler's List and ask for campaign donations.
