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NBC announced 6 reality shows for this coming summer. They are, in no particular order...

The Biggest Loser - See a fat loser become a slightly less fat loser.
Average Joe 4 - See an average loser belittled by hot, attention-starved women.
I Want to Be a Hilton - Paris' mother is the host, and I assume she sucks off the contestants.
The Law Firm - Watch real lawyers bicker. Yay!
Meet Mister Mom - Over-worked mothers are sent on vacation and Dad runs the house. Scary.
Tommy Lee Goes to College - Another washed up muscian with a show. Hallelujah!

Yea, folks, TV is making a comeback. Sadly it's a comeback to 2004.

Here's my e-mail of the day to Ellen...

Ellen,

I see you had Betty White on the show today. I didn't see it but I was wondering if you asked her if she moved back to St. Olaf or stayed in Miami after the Golden Girls ended.

Dave

The Yanks continue to suck and now have benched my all-time favorite baseball player, Bernie Williams. I thought about calling WFAN radio today, but then I realized I just don't care that much.

American Idol contestant Corey Clark claims he had an affair with Paula Abdul. As long as people are coming clean about this type of stuff I want to admit to an affair I had. It was 1984, I was eight years old, and I had an affair with vice-presidential candidate Geraldine Ferraro.

Whoa, it feels good to finally say that.