rubinville

Ahhhhh, Monday morning.

Just had a full staff meeting with all the workers here at Rubinville, they're all clamoring for health insurance and a 401k plan, but to me, just getting to work in entertainment should be enough. So, they will continue to get nothing and like it.

Here's today's email that just sent Ellen Degeneres...

Ellen,
Do you think that drinking Orange Juice with extra vitamins in it, like Tropicana's Immunity Defense Orange Juice is really worth it?
Thanks.

Dave

So the missing bride was found, not dead, or even kidnapped or harmed in any way, she just got cold feet and ran away. That's just wonderful, we're all very happy, so can someone please tell CNN and Foxnews and the rest of them that this story is no longer news! Nothing happened!!She's okay!!! She took a bus ride to Vegas!!!! If I took a bus ride to Vegas I don't think it'd be on the front page of cnn.com!!!! Stop the madness!!!!!

(Note the extra exclamation point added in per sentence in that paragraph, I don't know if that's ever been done before.)

It would still be a story if she were decapitated or kidnapped and thrown in the bottom of a well in a transexual's house were he made her put lotion on because he was eventually going to skin her to make a woman costume. That, and that alone would be news. Where is Clarice Starling when you need her?

Looking into buying midnight tickets for Star Wars Episode III. I've gone to midnight showings of the other two so this seems like the right thing to do. I just hope I can get my Bobba Fett costume dry cleaned in time.