rubinville

So for some reason Rubinville had more hits this past Friday than in any other single month. I'm not sure what caused this crazy amount of hits but I think it has something to do with me saying that CNN anchor Kira Phillips is hot in a recent Daily Dave posting. I could be wrong, but I just have a feeling.

Did 3 shows on Saturday night. Two of them were wildy entertaining and incredibly funny while the 3rd was just average. Unfortunately, the average one was third which leaves that average taste in my mouth. However, 3 gin and tonics later I had no taste in my mouth whatsoever.

Barry Bonds just won his 7th MVP award. Doesn't it bother anyone that he obviously takes or has taken steroids?

Apparently not.

Colin Powell resigned today which many are saying is bad because he was a rare voice of moderation in the Bush administration. I think its good though, cuz finally we can bomb Bermuda and Micronesia.

Yea, Micronesia is a country, look it up.

Star Jones got married this weekend. Now after months of seeing her lose weight for this occasion we can finally slowly watch her balloon back to her natural weight of 445 pounds.

Watched a little bit of an episode of "Who's the Boss?" last night. It made me think, who is a bigger slut, Mona or Blanche from the Golden Girls?

Happy birthday to comedian Mike Singer. He's not only one of the funniest guys I know but also the elder statesman at the Comedy Company. Rumor has it that he was Sid Ceasar's hero when Sid was a child.

Ellen still hasn't called me to be on her show. Keep e-mailing her folks, it'll happen.

All my fish are still alive from the last batch purchased a couple months ago. One seems to be losing his ability to swim horizontally though, that can't be a good thing.

I think I'm gonna wear a hat today. I do it about 5 days per year, every other year.

Arafat is finally dead. There are rumors that he actually died of AIDS which he got while having various homosexual affairs with his bodyguards. That is one secret sex tape I hope never makes it to the internet. Yasser ain't no Paris Hilton. There I said it.

Ok, time to put on my hat.