rubinville

Only got a couple mintues cuz i have a bunch to do today but I wanted to throw a couple things out there today...

First off, just heard that Nelly (the rapper, for my white fans) has come out with a new energy drink called Pimpjuice. That's right, one word, Pimpjuice. The pimp stands for Positive Intellectual Motivated Person.

I guess that means I'm a pimp. Aww yea.

Arafat is dead.

No, alive.

Dead.

Alive.

How does nobody know if the guy is dead or not? That's how you know how shady he is, or was. I read an article that said since he controls all the PLO's money they can no longey pay the suicide bombers OR the janitors. Makes you wonder if there are any suicided bombers who are also janitors. They'd be so screwed.

Star Jones is getting married this weekend. I haven't been so ambivalent about something since, well, ever.

A few people have asked me why I'm not on Ellen's show yet despite all the nice things I write about her on the Daily Dave. Answer is I'm not really sure, but I think it's cuz she knows I can't dance.

Wait, what kind of pimp can't dance? Lemme try right now. I need a beat.

"It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes"

Aww ya, I got it now. I feel the rhythm.

Apparently, a number of John Kerry supporters in Florida are currently seeking 'trauma therapy' because of the results of the election. That's why this whole thing is screwed up. These poor people have to get analysis and the people of Mississippi can still go on having sex with their sisters completely unabbated.

Don't ask how I linked those two things. It's just a gift.

Hmm, what else? Oh ya, we're taking Fallujah as I write this. I hope they don't bomb the Fallujah Comedy Club, I have a gig there next weekend.

Ok, that's it for now, as always, if any of you want me to hook you up with tickets to Comedy Company let me know. And if you'd like to hook up with me, just send a pic, and we'll talk.