rubinville

Election Day 2004 is here. I can't tell you how happy I am that this will all be over in only 3 short months once the recalls, recounts, and re-do's are done.

My prediction is Kerry by 4 or 5 percentage points. I think this high turnout thing will help him. That and the fact that Bush is a moron.

I've lately been changing my basketball game from a slasher to a mid-range jump shooter. It's just that at 28 I have to think about my future, and I won't be able to do all these high-flying moves to the hoop in my mid-30's.

Comedy continues to go well. I feel very connected, in-the-moment and positive while on stage. Now if I only felt half that good in real life.

Ellen Degeneres's new show is up 37 percent over this time last year. Ok, fine Ellen, I'll do your show, call me.

NBA season starts tonight. I'll predict 4 rapes, 2 murders and one cocain related heart attack during the season.

Oh, and the Spurs will win the championship.

I'd like to add CNN's Kira Phillips to my list of hot newscasters. That officially knocks Sam Donaldson off the list. Sorry Sammy.

In Nevada they now have an all eletronci voting system but it lets you see a paper trail of what you've done through a glass window. I think they should put something like that next to your bed during sex. A full run-down, stats, highlights, all that good stuff.

Ah, thats a good premise for a joke. Just try to steal it you NBC bastards.

Ok, happy election day people. And remember if your person doesnt win, just burn down the local Starbucks.