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Without boring you with the details, I didn't pass my Comic Strip audition last night. The lady in charge of passing comics told me I did too much crowd work and that I shoud've been tighter. That's exactly the same thing the last girl I slept with told me.

Wait, that came out wrong.

Either way, I didn't pass the audition, which doesn't really bother me because I have so many other good things going on. While it would've been nice at an ego level, it has become apparent to me that I will help change stand-up from the outside, and any conventional way of success isn't gonna be something that I'll be a part of. That being said, it was a pretty damn good set, and I don't quite think that the lady I auditioned for understand exactly what crowd work is.

John Kerry said the other day that there are many world leaders who would like to see President Bush ousted, but then refused to name and names. Could we possibly have to worse candidates? One, an incumbent who has slowly been taking away our civil liberties and wrecking the economy, and another who is resorting to the old "other world leaders don't like you" routine. Just pathetic.

I jammed my finger playing basketball on Sunday and I told my brother that it looks like, "Barney's ass". He looked all confused and was like, "Barney Rubble?"

My 10 year high school reunion is coming up in June. I know a lot of people willbe judging each other on career choices, weight gain, stuff like that. I just really want to be in the top 10 percent of haircount in men.

Looks like astronomers have found a new planet, tentatively named Sedna. You know the Spin doctors for Pluto are bugging out right now because Pluto will soon lose its claim as the furthest planet from Earth. They're gonna need a new catchphase or something. "Pluto: It's cold, but it still betta than Sedna!" Or, "Pluto: Still bigger than Uranus!"