rubinville

I'm watching the movie "Armed and Dangerous" right now. It's one of a handful of movies that I can see over and over again and enjoy everytime. A couple others are "9 to 5", "Naked Gun", "The Neverending Story", and "Caddyshack".

That is in no oder, and no, I will not adjust that list under any circumstances.

I've been looking into getting a new vice since I'm really over drinking and drugs. I'm thinking about milk and cookies.

Looks like the Pakistani's are closing in on Osama's #2 name, whose name I won't bother trying to spell-out. Doesn't anyone realize that the Pakistani's aren't good guys either? Unless selling nuclear components to Iran makes you good. And if thats the case, I'd be Time Man of the Year.

March Madness began yesterday. I'm not big on college hoops, so I won't make a prediction on that. I will however, predict that I will finish writing this entry within the next five minutes.

The Comedy Company continues to get closer to our opening day, April 16th. I was gonna try to bring in some big names for the opening night, but are there really any bigger names than Dave Rubin, Tarun Shetty and Mike Singer?

Actually, I tried to call Gallagher to come in, but he's still pissed at me for the time I hollowed out one of his watermellons and filled it with monkey feces.

A good friend of mine got engaged yesterday. It's really great to see two people so in love. I actually got a little depressed after thinking about it since I'm not with anyone, but then I realized that I have Playstation 2 AND Sega Genesis. Beat that!

Anyone else sometimes feel something vibrating in their pocket even when they don't have their cell phone on them? That can't be good.