rubinville

The Israeli's killed Hamas leader Shiek something-or-other Yassin. Now the world is condemning them for killing the leader of the organization that was trying to destroy their nation. The Arabs, those peace loving, freedom loving people, are saying they'll kill Jews wherever they are. I thought that the Jews were the Chosen People. Chosen for what exactly?

China has announced it is going to the moon. They say their goal is to eventually colonize it and put in a little China Town where they will sell chicken with brocolli at extremely low prices. But what they haven't admitted yet is that on the moon chicken will actually be called cat and cat will actually be called chicken.

John Kerry has five homes worth about 33 million combined. Makes me want to marry an offspring of a condiment company.

Not for the money, I just love mustard. Honey mustard, to be precise.

I just read an article about how losing contestants on reality shows are now all the rage and find themselves getting other TV offers. That is just great. And by great I mean the most disturbing thing I've ever heard.

I got really close to buying a Big Mac yesterday. Then I remembered I don't like searing pain in my stomach.

Time to clean my room. Now where are all the cleaning supplies?