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I have a rare night off tonight, which allows me to catch up on some network television. It turns our that the rumors about the midget dating show on Fox are true, because I'm watching it right now. Some people say that this show is good because it will allow the rest of us to see that little-people are just like the rest of us. I for one, would rather continue to belive that midgets can jump very high and that dwarfs can shoot lazers out of their eyes.

Or is that the other way around? I always get confused.

In non-midget news, The Comedy Company NYC, is now under construction and should be set to go sometime in April. For those of you who haven't heard yet, this is the new venture that myself and the team at Joe Franklin's is about to venture upon. I'll continue to book both shows and perform on them, and now we'll have two clubs to workout and perfect our respective hilariousness.

The new club is in an great location on 50th and 7th Avenue. It is an amazing space and we're in the midst of all the design stuff right now. When we came to Joe Franklin's Restaurant a year ago with the idea of running a comedy show in the back, it took us months to finally get them to go for it. Now, we'll have our own club, not just a room in the back of a restaurant. My prediction is that this is where many of us will really take this whole thing to the next level. Either that, or this will be the place where we take several network executives hostage until they give us a show. That, of course, would ultimately end in a murder-suicide situation. I guess only time will tell.

Oh jeez, now the midget is in a hot tub with 2 regular sized woman. Whoa, it's getting hot in here.