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According to an article I am now reading on Foxnews.com, Barbie and Ken are splitting up. Yup, the moment we all thought could never happen has just been announced by Mattel at the 2004 Toyfair in NYC.

Rumor has it that that breakup is because Ken walked in on Barbie in the midst of a threesome with Mer-Man and Han Solo.

Ken has since been seen with She-Ra several times since the split.

Actually, in all seriousness, Mattel can go screw themselves for trying to up sales of their plastic woman by making her divorced. How long can you go people? They also have just announced to discontinue all He-Man products. You can go to He-man.org website to sign the petition to keep He-Man alive. Let it be noted that if you do it, your nerd factor goes up by 15 percent. (Mine went up by 30 percent by writing that, so don't worry.)

In more internet news, the Drudge Report is saying that John Kerry might've had an affair with an intern and then had her leave the country to cover up the story. Whats up with democrats banging interns and Republicans attacking Iraq?

I got a technical foul last night in our baketball game. We won however, an upped the record to 4-4, right in the thick of the playoff hunt. The technical was via this short, fat, loser of a ref who I've had encounters with in the past. I know I should cut him some slack cuz he is short and fat, but I just can't do it.

The Berverly Hills 90210 E True Hollywood Story is on. Remember that episode when David's friend accidentely shot himself while showing David his father's gun? That was hilarious.