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Deap Throat has been uncovered. I want some deep throat. Or even half-deep. Or remotely shallow. Just throw me a bone, people.

The Michael Jackson trial is in it's final stages as I write this. Rumor has it that the court artist has had a mental breakdown after trying to draw a cartoon of Michael. He called it "Philosophically impossible".

This past weekend I did a massive cleanup of the apartment. It's amazing how much dirt can build up when you only clean once every three years.

Oprah has the highest rated show in sydication since 1992 after squeaking out a win over Wheel of Fortune this week. You gotta think that'll just push Pat Sajak a little closer to his impending suicide.

8th grader Anurag Kashyap won the Scripps Spelling Bee Championship today. Ironically, that is the correct spelling of his name.