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I'd like to take this time to announce that I'm am absolutely, positively, completely, whole-heartedly, over-the-top in love with Katie Holmes. Over the next few weeks I plan on going from talk show to talk show to announce my love and it will culminate on an appearance on Oprah where I will prance around the stage and throw my fists in the air as if I am a complete lunatic.

Oh wait, that's not me, that's Tom Cruise. And he isn't actually in love he is just promoting War of the Worlds, while Katie promotes Batman. I get so confused sometimes.

President Bush announced today that the US will give the Palestinians 50 million dollars in direct aid. The Palestinians in turn promiosed not to begin suicide bombings until the check clears.

If one more person sends me an e-mail about how to get a free iPod I'm going to shoot someone.

If you want me to have an iPod so badly, just buy me one.

My basketball team is going into the final week of the season with first place already locked up, so we'll probably rest our starters and let the bench guys get some valuable minutes before the playoffs begin in two weeks. The only problem with that is that we only have 6 players, which means that the one bench guy better be trying pretty damn hard.

We're doing a showcase at Comedy Company on Tuesday, May 31st, to showoff some of the hard work and hilarity that we've all been working on this whole time. If you wanna come by and laugh drop me an e-mail. Or send a carrier pigeon, whatever is easier.