rubinville

Just got back from my first vacation in over 2 years. I went to Florida for a week and relaxed on the beach and by the pool. It was my goal not to write anything down, not to think a funny thought, and not to say anything that could even be considered slightly humorous. (Many comics would say I've been operating under these conditions for years, but that's not important right now). Anyways, I feel refreshed, reinvigorated, rejuvinated and slightly refurbished.

For those of you who have been e-mailing me about getting new vide on the site, I'm working on it. Unfortunately, I'm much more of a perfectionist than I was when I posted those older videos, so lately I've just been trying to get the perfect 20 minute video to get up on here. Hopefully, it will come sooner than later.

And now 2 political jokes...

John Kerry has now won both Iowa and New Hampshire. I guess his people are getting out the message that he is not actually Frankenstein.

Wesley Clark came in 3rd today in New Hampshire. Many people think he would've done better if he had been more consistent about his feelings on the war in Iraq. Today, he finally said that there was an 80 percent chance that he supported a war, but there was only a 10 percent chance of that.

Let's see, what else? Hmm, I haven't written for awhile so I'm struggling to come up with anything good here. Hangon, lemme smoke a joint...

Actually, I don't really smoke pot anymore, mostly because there was a period of time that I thought that Wolf Blitzser was sending me messages through CNN. I actually thought his beard was some sort of alien entity that wanted me to kill people and vote, of course.

Hence not really smoking pot anymore. Though rumor has it I could make a comeback anyday.

My roomate Mike is now working again after about 8 months off. He was concerned that he forgot all his skills related to being in an office, but luckily we remain in contact via Instant Messenger during the day so that I can instruct him what to do. For example, today I told him to always keep his pants buttoned. One can only wonder what I will offer up tommorrow.

One more joke...

Apparently, many voters want a candidate who has a chance of beating Bush. That reminds me of a porn I saw a while back. "Beating Bush", a fine movie indeed.

Over and out.