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I'm watching this Michael Jackson insanity unfold on CNN now. I hope that he goes to jail and that all his defense lawyers, who care nothing about the truth and only about money, all burn in hell. And now some monologue jokes...

Michael Jackson pleaded not guilty to molesting a 12 year old boy today. He claimed that touching a young cancer patient's gentials is the only sure fire cure for the disease.

Michael Jackson just announced he was having a party for his fans and supporters at Neverland Ranch. Security was tight. Bouncers working door enfoced a strict 14 and below age requirement. (Tarun Shetty wrote that one.)

Michael Jackson just announced he is having a party for his fans and supporters at neverland ranch after his arraignment today. I've heard of an after party but this is ridiclulous.

Debbie Rowe, the mother of Michael Jackson's two children is allegedly concerned that their children are being brought up as members of the Nation of Islam, an anti-semetic group. Rowe, who is Jewish is upset because she strongly feels that child molesting is better left in the hands of the Catholic Church.

Michael Jackson had to stop the court proceeedings today so that he could go urinate. While he likes his sex victims in diapers, he apparently does not wear them.

Michael Jackson has consistently waved the peace sign over the past few weeks. It turns out that he is not actually waving the peace sign but signalling that he would like two fresh boys to join him back at Neverland.

While it was originally thought that Michael uses an umbrella because he is allergic to the sun, it was just reported that in fact he uses it in fact because he is a horrible disfigured child molesting freak.

After his court hearing today Michael got on the top of his limosine and did an impromtu dance for the fans in a unabashed act of exhibitionism. This is in stark contrast to the seclusion of the secret underground sex dungeon where Michael drugs and molests young cancer patients.

Michael's brother Jermaine Jackson was present at the court hearing today. It was the first time in almost 30 years that anyone knew cared where Jermaine was.

There's more where that came from. Stay tuned.