Cobra Commander Conversation

Check out this interview I did with Cobra Commander for The Anti Show, back in 2001. Not only is it still humorous years later, but I think you'll appreciate some of the predictions he makes about the future.

The video was a little screwy from so many years ago, so this is just a still picture of him attached to the audio portion of the interview.

Alright, enough of the clerical stuff, now enjoy the terrorist leader and the comedic mastermind. It's kinda like Frost/Nixon, but people will actually see it...

Farting = Funny

Check out this video of the Medina City Council, in Cleveland, as one of the members farts during the proceedings. It really makes me want to rethink this brand of highly intellectual comedy I usually go for...

Sirius Stuff

I'll be the guest on OutQ's Frank DeCaro Show today at one pm, eastern. That's channel 109 for you Sirius folks, and channel 98 for you XM people.

But Dave, what does the picture of Soundwave from the upcoming Tranformers 2 movie have to do with all this, you ask? Well, Soundwave has been updated and is now a satellite according to my well-placed sources. I guess they just couldn't figure out a plausible reason to have a circa-1985 cassette player in a 2009 movie. Typical Hollywood lack of imagination if you ask me.

If you've got Sirius or XM tune in for a good time. Now you'll have to excuse me as I have to go get camera-ready for radio.

Oh, wait...

Bank On This Guy

This isn't the most hilarious video I've ever posted on Rubinville, but listen to Bill Cooper, the head of TCF Financial, explain why his company is giving back 361 million bucks that government tried to give them.



It goes to show that there were non-shady, decent people out there, and their companies still are doing just fine. Sure, the guy could've taken a couple bucks for a nicer suit, and maybe a even a tie, but it sounds like he is quite comfortable with his decision.

Kinda makes me think maybe I shouldn't have have accepted all that comedy-bailout money they were throwing at us. But once Carlos Mencia and Carrot Top accepted, I felt like I just had no choice.

Alright, I've got a bit of a hectic day, but we're gonna make this a double-post Friday, so I will get back here sometime this afternoon...

Lifetime: Television Not For The Golden Girls

Aright, before I you read this I want you to sit down. (I know a lot of you surf the internet while standing these days.)

Okay, so as you may have noticed, The Golden Girls has not been on Lifetime this week. At first I thought, no, this can't be, it must be an oversight, or a temporary situation at worst. But alas, after doing some research, it is true. The girls have moved on from Lifetime.

Deep breath.

Fear not, friends! They were quickly snatched up by The Hallmark Channel, which apparently felt that 24 hours of programming devoted to greeting cards was a poor business model. Their new schedule is as follows...

Latenight with Dorothy Zbornak, Midnight - 2 am
The Sophia Hour, 9-10 am
St. Olaf Afternoons, 4-5 pm

Those are all weekday times, though there is a rumor there will be a Blanche is a Slut marathon occasionally on the weekend. I will keep you abreast (enjoy the pun) of the situation.

Oh, and to the guy on the Hallmark message board who titled his posting "The Golden Tramps", because Gunsmoke was taken off in favor of the girls, go fuck yourself, sir...

America Runs In The Wrong Direction On Dunkin'

Yes, two posts with a Dunkin' Donuts coffee-cup picture in one week.  I think we can agree that's many less calories than two donut pictures.

So, the two cups above are from the same DD that I get my coffee from ever since I stopped going to the guy in the little booth on the corner.  (I think he was up to no good.)  Anyways, the cup on the left is my large coffee from yesterday and the one one the right is my large coffee from today.

"But Dave, those two cups aren't the same size, I don't understand." 

Good point, Rubinvillian.  Apparently, they ran out of the normal large coffee cups this morning and began using the latte cups instead.  While I thought something was amiss, I figured these decent people at DD couldn't be pulling a fast one on me, and I left.  It wasn't until I got home and compared cup-size that I realized I had been taken for a ride!  A 4-ounce ride, if my measurements are correct!

Look, I know we are in a recession, but if we are going to start tricking people into smaller cups, I might just snap.  And that's not just because I own stock in Victoria's Secret, a company widely known to trick people into increased cup-size...

The Genesis Of A Snow Day

Carlos and I just went to see the new Street Fighter movie. Why in in the lord's name would anyone go see that, you ask? Well, duh, I mean anything based on a Sega Genesis game clearly should be a full-length feature film...

Snow Day

In case you haven't heard, we are in the midst of the biggest snowstorm of the season here in NYC.  I have prepared accordingly, by purchasing dog food (for Emma) and coffee (for me) earlier today.  Now I am hunkering down, watching The View, and wearing my most comfortable sweatpants.  I will keep you abreast of the situation as it unfolds.

Oh, I had perhaps the best standup set of my life on Monday night at our weekly show over at Comix.  Good things are happening, people.  More this afternoon...