The look on Dave's face sums up my feelings about a picture finally appearing here. Nonetheless, it's here and I'll consider it a small miracle.
I had a dream last night that I was booked on Dave's show and he kept bringing out crappy act after crappy act in front of me. I can't remember any of the performers specifically, and I don't even remember if they were comedians, but I remember cringing as he kept introducing one after the other to the audience. In a cruel twist of deeply-disturbing psycological sarcasm, the show ends right before Dave is about to announce my name. The industry even screws me in my dreams.
What could all subconscious drivel actually mean? I offer some options...
1. I fear success.
2. I fear not having success
3. My imaginary manager is an idiot and should've booked me on a show with less guests.
4. I'm not ready to hit the big-time.
5. The big-time doesn't even exist, it's just a figment of my imagination.
6. Dave knows I'm his eventual successor and doesn't want to let America see me just yet.
Those are the options I've come up with, though I'm sure I'm leaving out several good, perhaps more relevant ones. Any dream analysts reading today???
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