I need a couple hours to piece together the whole weekend, so I'll start by putting up the first ever Daily Dave Poll. Vote, it's your duty as an American.

I'll have a full report of the weekend once I finish draining the alcohol and smoke out of my pores.

How Much Money Did I Win/Lose in Vegas This Weekend?
	Lost under $200
	Won $200-$500
	Lost $500-$1,000
	You can't lose what you don't have
	It's a trick question, you were in Atlantic City, not Vegas
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