Monday, March 20, 2006


We're back in business, folks!!!

I don't like using three exclamation points often, but I think the triumphant return of pictures as well as my inspiation is a valid reason to go with them!!!

Oh, its good to be back!!!

Writing again!!!

Thinking again!!!

I'm alive again!!!

This is getting a little annoying, I'm gonna move on!!!

So, the picture above is of the robot that I mentioned last week that the Japanese have developed to help out old people. Why do we always make robots look so roboty?

I'd like to give mad-props to HP for picking up and delivering my computer back to me within four days. Not only are my ports working, but somehow the computer seems to be faster than ever. That might be because I've been using that Celeron-based laptop for a couple days, but I'm not totally sure. It's all relative, that's my point.

On Friday, I went to the Nets-Lakers game in Jersey and then spent the day hanging with a long-time buddy of mine. (We're talking going back to four years old. That's a quarter of a century, for those of you who are counting.) After almost 24 hours in Jersey, I want to say that I think that the place really gets a bum rap. It smelled fine, and I only got into on mafia-related shooting.

Being at the Nets game made me think about different my life might be if I would've followed my dream of being an NBA player instead of settling for being a comedian. I guess there's no use in crying over spilled milk, but if I had made it to the NBA my career numbers would look something like this..

PPG: 16.5
REB: 4.2
AST: 5.4

I won't discuss my defensive-prowess here, instead I'll leave that for any of you who have played ball with me to discuss in the comment section.

Okay, that's it for today, but I promise lots of good posts this week. Yes, yes, I did promise a posting on Friday and then didn't show, but frankly you can't stop me from making promises that I may or may not keep. And therein lies the beauty of our relationship...

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