Friday, January 06, 2006


Pat Robertson is an idiot.

I know that's not really controversial, or even new, but I think it's always warranted to say. This time he is telling people that the reason that Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon suffered a stroke is because Sharon gave Gaza to the Palestinians. Now, I haven't spoken to God directly lately, but last time we chatted he told me that he doesn't deal directly in the affairs of humans. Then he threw a pair of dice which came up on a three and a two. Next thing I knew Hurricane Katrina hit.

Yea, that doesn't make much sense. But the point is that I don't know how the universe works, and either does Mr. Robertson.

Oh, that reminds me, God, if you're reading this can you help me out with the Nets-Magic game tonight? I've got the Nets by 7, and I know you're all about fixing sports games.

In case you're wondering I did end up going with fajitas last night. Steak instead of chicken. Yea, things are pretty good these days.

So my new years resolution of not watching TV shows that annoy me is going quit well. I almost stopped on "Dancing with the Stars 2" last night, but I was able to pull out at the last second. Really, there a better, safer method than pulling out?

It's my grandma's 85th birthday on Saturday. I've been racking my brain trying to think of something to get her. Right now it's a toss up between X-Box 360 or a nice scarf. Argh, decisions, decisions.

Watching Howard Stern on Larry King Live from last night. DVR is really a great thing. I'll have some thought about the interview in my next post. I will say now however, that Larry King's suspenders are quite insane.

Actually, I'm gonna get going because this interview is pretty interesting AND I can fast forward through commercials. Who said dreams can't come true?

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