Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Sorry for the late posting today, I was busy with a few things. What things you ask? Let's just say the Iranians are in for quite a surprise the next time they open one of those uranium enichment canisters.

This might be the first night-time posting I've ever done. Lemme turn off the lights and put a flashlight under my face for effect.

Ohhh, scary.

Crazy stuff going down in Louisiana and Mississippi. It really puts life into perspective when I see people being air-lifted off roofs while I'm trying to figure out if "cock" is funnier than "penis".

Yes, yes, I know, it's cock. Basic comedy K's. I was just illustrating a point.

What is it about the human condition that the second a natural disaster hits people forget that they are part of civilization and run right to the 7-11 to loot the place? There were 10 year old kids carrying cases of beer walking behind 40 year old men carrying cases of Mountain Dew.

I can only imagine what its like being one of the 30,000 people in the Superdome tonight. I freak out when I'm on a crowded subway.

Doing a one day gig tommorrow for the new Martha Stewart Show. I'll have all the salacious details on Thursday. The delicious details will come right after that.

I just typed "Salacious" into Google to see if I spelled it correctly and the first thing that came up was a link to Starwars.com's webpage devoted to "Salacious B. Crumb". He was the little guy who sat next to Jaba the Hutt.

(Insert Johnny Carson voice)

I did not know that.

Okay, good luck to the folks affected by Katrina, and screw the rest of you.

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