The first woman ever on the Supreme Court, Sandra Day O'Connor, has announced she is retiring. While I know that President Bush will be under a lot of pressure to replace her with a woman, I'd like to take this time to throw my name into the ring. Here are my thoughts on some of the keys issues...
Abortion
I believe that abortion should be legal as long as the woman wants it. No forced abortions on my watch.
Death Penalty
I'm for the death penalty if you kill more than five people and eat their skin. So, someone like Hannibal Lecter would qualify for that. I'm against it if you just kill one person, because I believe all celebrities should be able to kill one person.
Seperation of Church and State
They must remain seperated, unless Jesus is involved. A lot of people really like him, and our government should be run by what people think he would do.
Election Issues
The Supreme Court will only decide an election when the majority of people on the court want to overturn the specific state's ruling because they weren't appointed by a politician from the winning party.
The more I look at that picture of Sandra Day O'Connor, the more she looks like Sophia Petrillo.
Now Sophia would be a good choice for Surpeme Court Justice. Can you imagine those dissenting opinions? Picture it, Sicily, 1943...
I'm a lil congested today so I'm about to pop 2 Tylenol Cold's. Anyone got a better recommendation. Only legal drugs, please.
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