rubinville

President Bush is giving a big speech tonight to discuss the future of Iraq. According to my sources, he will claim that the future of Iraq is going include all the things that happen from here on out.

The NBA Draft is tonight. I'm expecting to go in the mid-to-late first round. It would be nice to move up and get selected by the Trailblazers so that I'll have some people to smoke pot and abuse my wife with, but we'll see what happens.

Oh wait, I don't have a wife, or any pot. I guess it doesn't matter who selects me then.

New stand-up video and/or audio should be up within a week, I'm in the midst of editing some stuff, and seeing as I don't really know what I'm doing, it's taking some time. I wish I was a comedian in the 80's, you didn't need any other skills besides being funny back then. Pauley Shore never edited. And come to think of it he was never funny. Man, those were the days.

One of my fish is starting to swim vertically, this can't be good.

Still playing Revenge of the Sith on PS2. Right now I'm Anakin at the Jedi Temple slaughtering all the Jedi. Strangely, it isn't as hard as I would've thought to fight for the Dark Side.

Okay, that's it for now. You've been great.