rubinville

A short time ago, in a galaxy close, close to here...

War! A ruthless dictator, SADAAM HUSSEIN has been overthrown. The President GEORGE BUSH, despite being confused, continues to lead the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. The country finds itself at crossroads as it tries to figure out it's destiny as either of promotor of democracy or an evil dictatorship. One comedian, DAVE RUBIN, toils away night after night trying to find the truth and use his sense of humor to crack-up the masses...

Okay, folks, I'm running out of time before I can talk about Star Wars anymore so cut me a lil slack.

I saw the movie again with my roomate and another friend. Surprisingly, my roomate, who is more of a sports guy than a fantasy/sci-fi guy actually loved it. He's been humming the Star Wars theme song non-stop and his inner nerd has never been stronger.

Getting away from Star Wars for a moment, I'm watching The View, and Star Jones is LIP SYNCING the song "I Will Always Love You". This is truly a television low. A host of a show, is lip syncing a song instead of a guest lip syncing. Truly terrible, this is.

Okay, that's it for Yoda-speak.

My basketball team is now 6-1 and in first place going into the last week of the regular season. We played perhaps our best game of the season last night and even though I only had 9 points, I had a big hustle play at the end to save a ball from going of bounds. I haven't hustled like that since I was dealing heroine in the late 80's.

Jay Leno is testifying in the Michael Jackson case today. I'd be okay if they put Leno in jail for bad comedy and then just threw the MJ case out the window.

Comedy Central has announced a new game show with Jeopardy wiz-kid Ken Jennings. Excuse me for a moment while I go murder a random person.

Oh, letter to Ellen from today...

Ellen,
I need a new pair of jeans but I'm not sure what brand to go with, any thoughts?

Dave

Alright, I think that's it for today, I've gotta get out there and do important things.