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Hoooo purrrr, hoooo purrrr, hoooo purrr, hooooo purrrr, hooooo purrrr....

No, that isn't the sound of a slutty cat, it's Darth Vader breathing, the only way I could figure out how to type it.

Yup, Star Wars comes out this week and I'm anxiously awaiting the midnight premiere. I've actually stopped playing the videogame because I don't want to ruin the movie. These are the type of decisions you make in life that define you as a human being. Or a droid.

So apparently Dave Chappelle has gone nuts and is in a mental institution in South Africa. It just goes to show that the pressures of comedy can crack anyone. Actually, I went crazy about 2 months ago, but I can't afford the flight to South Africa, so I'm just pretending to be sane until JetBlue adds a South Africa line.

"Everybody Loves Raymond" officially ends tonight which leaves a hole in CBS's lineup. Rumor has it that they will fill a spot with a reality show called, "Nobody Watches Sitcoms".

I accidently just flushed a copy of the Koran down the toilet this morning. Keep that quiet or there might be riots in Patterson, New Jersey.

Great shows over at Comedy Company this weekend. I did about almost an hour on Saturday night, which 40 were very good, 5 confusing, 10 troubling, and 5 me just sitting on stage crying.