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North Korea has finally officially admitted that they have nuclear weapons and now are gonna step up their nuclear program. This, of course, puts the US in a tough position, cuz how can we allow them to have nukes when we invaded Iraq because we though they might-sort-kinda have em?

With that in mind, I think it's time I release the official list of what countries we are taking over next according to the insiders are Rubinville. This is in order...

1. Iran
2. North Korea
3. France
4. Great Britain
5. Whatever arises from what's left of France.

Now obviously, 1 and 2 aren't that big surprises. And come to think of it, 3 isn't such a big surprise either. As for Great Britian we're doing it just as a lil joke, but also a warning to everyone else that they better be even more friendly to us or we're coming to get them too. And as for number 5, well, we can't have french mutants running all over the place, can we?

In other news, turns out that Hakeem Olajuwon gave money to a Islamic charity than ended up funding Hamas and other terrorist organizations. I guess David Robinson doesn't feel so bad anymore for when Hakeem terrorized him in the Western Conference Finals for over 30 poitns per game and a 6 game upset on the way to a 2nd championship.

I could've thought of something better there but Bob Castrone knocked out all the good lines on the Hakeem story. Check out www.myblogispoop.blogspot.com to see all the things I should've thought of but got up too late to write.

Hewlett Packard fired their CEO yesterday, further shrinkening the amount of female CEO's at major companies. Does this have anything to do with why my HP printer acts like a bitch whenever I try to print a color document?

That was so weak, I apologize to you and your family.

I think that came out because I'm in a bit of a bad mood cuz our wireless internet isn't working and I can't have the laptop on my lap as usual and instead I am having to crunch over the table to write all this.

For some reason I'm funnier when the laptop is on my lap. Must have something to do with the warm computer air being blown on by balls.

I'm considering hiring a homeless guy as my assistant, whatdya think a fair wage would be?

Accidentely rubbed my face ysterday after touching a pole on the subway. Somehow still feel dirty after two showers.

There is a big debate in NYC right now whether there should be a new football stadium for the Jets on the West Side. They keep showing all these commercials for it, then a minute later they show commercials against it. It's totally conflicting and confusing. Actually, its kinda of like all those beer commercials during the Superbowl, are they pro-beer or just saying people are fucking idiots?

Or is it both?

Whoa, that was deep.