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Had 2 great sets tonight after a whole bunch of greats sets this weekend. Tonight, the first was at Comedy Comany and the second was a rare appearance at Stand-Up NY, on the Upper-West Side. It was really a great feeling to crush so hard at a "mainstream" club because it confirms that all the hard work that me and my guys do is really paying off. I literally didn't tell one pre-written joke and just went up there and chatted with the crowd, and before I knew it people were yelling at each other and all-hell was breaking loose. It really couldn't have been more of what I want to do on-stage. Ahhh, feels good.

I missed the NBA All-Star game tonight, but I'm watching the post-game press conference and apparently Allen Iverson dedicated the MVP trophy to his best-friends mom, who passed away this week. I don't want to make light of that, but it would've been totally different if he had dedicated the award to his best-friends mom if she were still living, am I right people?

Apparently, whore-deluxe, errr, I mean rich-socialite Paris Hilton, had her Sidekick phone/organizer hacked into and now people all over the internet can access all her famous friends e-mails/phone numbers, etc. Lemme just say this now, if one of you freaks out there call me because of this I'm gonna cut Paris off completely.

President Bush admitted to using marijuana and basically admitted to using cocaine in these new audio tapes that were released today ironically by some guy who has a book coming out and needs some publicity. (Sorry for the run on sentence there.) Now, we all know Bush did these things before, and I'd argue he still might do a lil somethin-somethin. Actually, according to a woman who I was sitting next to at Zabar's the other day, Bush is so hopped up on Prozac that he has no need for other drugs anymore.

If you can't trust the words of a woman talking to some old man who you are sitting next to at a communal table then who can you trust?

So the new SAT is replacing anologies with essays. This gives me two ideas. First, the essay should be about how making a subjective part in a standardized test is completely ridiculous. And secondly, Essays are to the SAT as Jay Leno is to the Tonight Show.

Get it? Get it? Maybe I should fax that over to the people at Letterman. Anyone know the number?