rubinville

The big reopening of the Comedy Company this past weekend was a huge success. Everyone was reenergized, excited and inspired and we had 4 kick ass shows. The highlight was probably Mike Singer gettting about 20 people to join him on stage and sing "We are the World" in an attempt to raise money for Tsunami victims.

I bumped into Woody Paige from ESPN's "Around the Horn" while walked down the street the other day. We spoke for about 2 minutes, and I told him that he is doing good work, etc., but I compltely forgot to ask him about the inflateable woman that was behind him on the show a couple weeks ago. I guess we'll never know what that was really about.

It's absolutely freezing outside. I recommend boxers briefs with a pair of regualr boxers above them to keep your balls nice and toasty.

Everyone loves toasty balls.

Watched the Golden Globes on Sunday night. Enough has been written about the actors and the awards, I'd just like to say that Star Jones had a lump of fat coming out of her dress in the armpit area. So very disturbing.

Someone told me I'm like an older Topher Grace. How do you even respond to that?

I've officially stopped writing Ellen Degeneres e-mails because she refuses to respond. That's it Ellen, no more compliments about your dancing either.

The other day I was having lunch at the diner and I saw a friend of mine's wife walking down the street in the middle of the day with a brown paper bag in her hand. Do you think I should tell my friend, or does he just have to find out for himself?