rubinville

2005 is finally here and not a minute to soon. I was really getting sick of 2004 with all it's jabbering and in-your-faceness.

Family trip to the Dominican was very relaxing and amazingly sane. The only major fight was the debate we got into at dinner one night as my brother argued that Oprah Winfrey could do more good for people as the rest of the family argued she does enough. He seemed to only be satisfied if she ends up sleeping in a shack with no running water. Otherwise she is just taking, taking, taking.

Had 2 great sets at Joe Franklin's last night. During the second one the crowd literally was chanting for me not to get off stage, and then when the following comic got on stage they started yelling for me to come back on.

Just a lil something for the ego to chew on I guess.

Last day of the NFL regular season today. I predict by the end of the day that we will know what teams will be in the playoffs.

Feeling a little lazy today for some reason, maybe it's some sort of post-vacation disorder. I'm actually feeling so lazy that I don't know if I have the fortitude to finish this senten....

ce...Okay, I did it.

Damn, that took a lot out of me.

Where is my inspiration? Where is that little witty man who lives inside me and says all kinds of funny things?

That would be something, wouldn't it? If a little man actually lived inside me and he was controlling my sense of humor.

What the hell am I talking about?

I think i might've gotten too much sun in the Dominican.

Read a little bit of Betty White's autobiography last week, please don't ask where or why. Did you know she is actually not from Saint Olaf? I can't believe it.

I also can't believe that Carson Daly is still on television. I guess I'm just not ready to take that leap of faith that I learned about in Philosophy 420 in my senior year of college.

Philosophy 420. Now there was a class I studied for.