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Republican Convention, Day 2...

I dunno about GWB as a competent president, or even competent human being, but Laura Bush has really white, straight teeth. I waonder if she uses Crest White Stripes.

Can anyone explain to me the technology behind the telepromters that look like see-though glass to us, but show politicians scrolling words? Do they all have some sort of chip implanted in their retina's?

Arnold speech was very Arnoldish. How do you become a charicature of yourself like that? And what's up with him and this 'girle man' thing? I don't see what Richard Simmons has to do with the Republican platform.

Wolf Blitzer continues to be the most boring man on Cable News. Judy Woodruff is right behind him. Ironically, rumor has it he has done her from behind.

Were the Bush daughters drunk or stoned during that speech? I can't tell which, but I know it was one or the other.

In other news I bought new deoderant today. Switched to Gillette after being stricly Right Guard for about 2 years now. I don't know why I made the switch, it was just an impromtu thing. Yea, I'm crazy like that.

They Yankees lostr 22-0 to the Indians last night. The same way I offered my services to USA basketball, I'd now like to offer my services to the Yanks as a replacement starter. While I am a lefty, I throw righty. Think about it, Mr. Steinbrenner.

Been thinking of getting a new Playstation 2 game, anyone have any recommendations? I'm looking for something fairly mindless, lots of shooting and explosions. Like my real life.