rubinville

My computer seems to be having major slow-down problems these days. Ironic, because I've recently deleted all the porn and you'd think that would speed the whole thing up. Come to think of it, I think they should add a "DELETE PORN" button to the next generation of Windows.

NASA's Genesis space apsule came crashing down to Earth today and probably lost all the information it collected. Reminds me of the time i was playing Sega Genesis with my brother and he threw the controller at my head, requiring 15 stiches, and three days off from school. Pretty sweet, huh?

So I keep e-mailing Ellen Degeneres, once a day, at her website, ellendegeneres.com. She claims to read all the e-mails but has yet to respond to any of mine. Feel free to e-mail her and tell her to respond to my e-mails.

The Yanks requested that the Devil Rays forfiet a game that was postponed because of Hurricane Frances. Yup, that's right, 180 million dollar payroll and they want one of the worst teams in baseball to forfiet. Pathetic.

Yea, no joke there, people. Some things should be joked about. I know when not to cross that line.

Speaking of that line, how about that Russian School Siege. Talk about starting the school year off with a bang.

Ok, ok, that was in poor taste. But I was just illustrating a point. I'm not sure what point exactly, but I think there was some point in there.

Oh, wait, I got joke for the Yankees forfiet situation. So the Yanks want the Devil Rays to forfiet the game which they refuse to do, but the Mets have announced that they forfieted the season about 2 months ago.

Ahhh, there we go. That's the good stuff.